Avenue K9

March 3, 2008

By Michael Kuhlmann

juno

You donâ€™t have to wait for anybody to drop a deuce.
You can appreciate a quirky screenplay like Juno.
A black and tan tastes very good.
Those strange noises called music, which come from big boxes called speakers, are quite entertaining, as is the other flashing light box called the television.
You donâ€™t have to walk everywhere on four pawsâ€¦ you can actually drive.
If youâ€™re a guy, a trip to the haircut place will cost you less than your dogâ€™s grooming appointment.
You donâ€™t have to eat peanut butter from a Kong.
The human hierarchy isn’t defined by how many places you can “mark” your territory.
You don’t have to get “fixed” a la AB 1634.
Complimentary dog therapy begins the moment you step foot into your home.